Proposed Holidays

If I were in charge, the following days would be fully-recognized, widely-celebrated holidays.  Businesses and schools would be closed, the government would shut down, people would gather with family and friends, and there’d be big cookouts with lots of alcohol.  I already celebrate some of the holidays on this list myself, but it would be much more fun if I could celebrate all of them, especially if lots of other people were doing the same.  They are listed in chronological order.