Attention loyal readers!
The MindDrip crew is currently on a three week sabbatical as we pursue other interests. Although I am already the world’s most-renowned theoretical physicist, I am currently publishing a report detailing my extensive research on the Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields, which will only increase my stature when complete. Meanwhile, my associate MF Brown is gearing up for his attempt to break the world record for most women slept with in a 24-hour period.
We know it must be tough, but fear not, for one week of our absence is already gone.
The 2012 presidential election is a mere 16 months away so naturally no one is talking about anything but election news. At this juncture, Obama would seem like the heavy favorite since he is the incumbent with some national security victories, and he isn’t answerable for anything too disastrous yet. Unfortunately for him, history tells us he is still very vulnerable because his economic policies aren’t perceived as very strong or successful; the longer the economy (in particular the unemployment rate) continues to flounder, the more Obama’s re-election bid will suffer. Continue reading
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According to Turanga Leela of the animated sci-fi comedy Futurama,“Baseball is as boring as mom and apple pie.” Okay, so maybe it’s not that bad (if you even consider those things boring), and most of the time its downright good… but it does have its problems. Luckily for you, we here at MindDrip have devised a series of solutions to cure what ails “America’s Pastime” once and for all. We have broken our proposals down into two groups: first come genuine proposals that we feel Major League Baseball could and should realistically adopt, followed by other, less realistic solutions that, while not really feasible, would be incredibly fun if ever pulled off.
So without further adieu, we present to you…